but you get extremely fat

I wanna eat sushi

but is going to poisoned

I want a car

but you get into a car accident

I wanna die :P

but someone will bring you back to life....
I want jump from a bridge:))

but some stupid person will pull you back XD

I wanna learn how to swim

but while you are learning it a fat tourists sits on your head and you will be smashed .

I want to become better at japanese ~~~!

you will ...but also you'll forget everything you know

I want to like vegetables

but you'll eat a worm xD

I wanna time to go faster~

but you'll miss the happy events in ur life..

i want to die

but you'll get back to life...

I want to rain

it will be very sunny

i want to help other people

but noone needs your help .

i want to get out of this damned smelly old house of mine -.-

you move out and instead of living in a house, you live on the street next to a trach can, so it's even smellier.


I wish to have straighter hair.

you will have a curlier hair..

i wish i wasn't born in this country..

But then you realize every other country was worse than the one you were born in.


I want to have more money.